Real enemy are people who don’t appreciate all boobs.
2012: free the nipple!
2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change
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I like all sizes of boob. Let’s fight climate change together.
TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
Wait… so what are pussies for?
Cuddles and chaos.
They didn’t get the ribbon.
Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that’s some crazy coincidence.
Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!
Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼♂️✊🏼
Truth. Big boobs, small boobs… climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I’m still an ardent ally, as always, though.
Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
Except that won’t work because rich people will always have access to boobs
That’s quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.
Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.
That was my takeaway from the play
I feel ignorant now. It’s the first I’ve heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn’t know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.
Yay! You’re one of today’s 10,000! 🥳
That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it
Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women’s suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army
But what if they’re all cocksuckers :(
I’m trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly… And now I’m thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.
Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹
Eyy, deep cut. 🤌🏼
As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.
Preach. 🥵
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? 😞
Just the favorite one.
The other’s just shy, but once you get to know her, she’s just as amazing as her teammate.
Leave the other as a control group.
Private booberty is theft.
That’s a bit too close to an incel comment, maybe? 😅
ie. “I’m being robbed of my right to boobs everywhere”, etc.
Small boobs usually mean nice bums…and I’m a bum man.
Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.
Basically, bums are nice.
Bums: the original boobs.
(yes, yes, the Invincible meme is relevant here)
I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.
I’m all for 100% freed boobs everywhere if it means we, collectively, have more than a few decades left.
(the species might survive a bit longer, but maybe that’s being overly generous?)
Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob
I’m not sure they’re “sweet” in that state.
Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!
Cock owners’ve thought they have it bad with swamp scrote, but that’s only one thing we’ve been so confidently wrong about. 🙇🏼♂️
Epstein class
