At least it will be quack quick

https://imgur.com/gallery/how-did-you-take-this-picture-bx2h4

The point of a trailer is to get people excited about the movie.

You can do both that and not spoil the entire movie.

Even just playing the first 5 minutes of the movie is enough.

You can even attach different shapes like those Play-Dough machines.

“I want your ai to Fuck off and never talk to me, please”

That you need to wipe more often.

Bribe one of the employees managing the database to enter random shit on your account.

If someone wants to generate a database of Lemmy users preference, this comment section is a much cheaper way than setting up an entire company like Amazon.

Shall someone also massage your feet while they pump your gas?

How about also read you a bedtime story?

How about we stop with the useless jobs that waste time and money? Those young workforce could actually be getting experience in a field that is useful to society. And that will get them further in life.

But ah, then you might have to get out of your car and get your own hand dirty. The horror!

You’d rather own slaves, wouldn’t you?

Studies are a lot more reliable than your gut.

They are made by experts. People who have spend their entire lives researching and testing a specific subject. Their opinion is worth a lot more than yours.

Yes, some of these people can be bought by big corporations, but percent wise it is still a massive improvement over your gut. Since you can be convinced by a facebook post.

That guy shat a hole in the suction toilet.

They are closer to the ground so they will automatically inhale less.

It is proportional to length.

Snoop Doggs private jet.

Life finds a way.

Even if 99.999999% of the population dies out, humans will still survive. (I calculated that percentage)

Other animals will adapt to those acidic oceans.

Plants will still survive, not all edible, but so was most of the plants we ate during the ice age.

Even if we have to go back to the stone age, we will survive.

2 isn’t.

You’d need about 50 for a healthy diversity of genes.

But that is still only 0.00000055% of the current population

Yeah, women should have gotten their rights much earlier.

Not sure, but even if they don’t any more. It might still just smell.

Can’t get that out easily without ripping up every carpet/fabric.

Even while buying hard liquor, I just get a “are you +18” prompt and I just press yes. lol

Although they have a little magnetic cap on them.

I see a trend of completely automated supermarkets.

You scan your card to walk in. The automated system scans the products you take. And you pay in order to leave.

It works pretty well, and is 24/7. You can be entirely alone in that store. And if you need someone there is a phone to a callcenter.

I mean, you could say that about a lot of things.

Grabbing all your groceries from the shelf? The store could also pay someone for that job.

Loading everything in your trunk. Let the store pay someone so you don’t hurt your back.

Putting away your cart. Yet again, someone could be paid for that.

Why don’t you mind doing all these things for free, but do mind scanning your items?