Lame. Next.

My cats reveal that I am the most generous and loveable human

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Yea! My family didn’t have slaves! My family were poor! Do you have any idea how much a slave cost back then?

https://youtube.com/shorts/2DehCxVeVBw

I’m so into vanilla it’s crazy. Seriously. Practically any dessert.

To be fair, you can still shit standing up

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Sam!!! You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone. Oh my gosh, I’m so embarassed everyone knows my secret now. 🤭

I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

Tidal has a no-AI button, if it helps. They’ve just introduced it. That’s music taken care of, I guess. It’s something.

YouTube is letting people mark their videos as AI or not AI and I assume doing nothing with it? I think I’ve stumbled upon an AI video or two on YouTube but I didn’t see any labels?

EDIT: Oh, fuck, are they just asking us to label our videos “non-AI” so they don’t train their own AI on AI slop? Fuck.

I miss being able to tell people they suck with just one click

You have got to be fucking kidding me

You people have no idea how much I want AI banned all across everything. I don’t care about anything at this point. These people are EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL. Pure breed CRIMINALS

Fucking 90% of the books I read are “rare”

“Oh, but there’s SOME benefits to having AI”, says some person on the internet that had it shoved down their throat by their boss. No. Fuck you. Fuuuuuuck you all the way.

I seem to recall two years was the plan all along. I don’t seem to recall the second year being free, though, which it was for me.

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Nope. 40

Heatwaves in London are strange. You see a few people outside in light sweaters. It’s like they don’t know what to do. It’s like they don’t own t-shirts

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It’s fucked up that this is basically true now

I don’t think she is. I’ve been seeing her skits for a while. There’s just lots of artifacts on that screenshot

Here: https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7221288622887324974

I had to go to TikTok for this. I hope it’s appreciated lol

Oh, I’m about to argue with one right now you little dumbass