fruit salad with marshmallows, macaroni and mayonnaise?

none of these words should be that close together

Lemmy has supported users blocking instances for months.

Depends on your instance; mine only switched last thursday.

Europe don’t use Huawei.

Not anymore, but my 3 previous phones were all Huawei.

Bofaectomy deez nuts?

Doesn’t work.

There’s no such place.

fun fact: if you lose your sense of taste potatoes give the same experience as eating apples, as do onions.

I can binge a certain food in ungodly quantities or buy it and not eat it because it’s no longer a safe food :(

The thing is 5 years old so that’s hardly surprising. I just googled 65 inch monitor and this was the first hit.

Here’s 65 inch for you

Here you go.

found you

“I’m a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk”

I see no flaws in his logic.

she was just mad that her privileges were distributed fairly for once

Can’t do wheelies when you’re walking.

Good point, Mr Flickerman.

Cat.

Does going back to bed count as doing something?

My life, nowadays:

here you go. Your post just shows the thumbnail.