That’s not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it’s because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they’re family so that doesn’t count

- Guitar Solo

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

I’ll have the time of my life now so i can rub it in the face of future me!

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

“did you pack this bag yourself?”
“Yes?”
“Then why is there a tactical nuclear warhead in the left pocket?”
“Ah shucks”

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

“In the year 2147, technology has given humans abilities beyond the natural senses, it has given them… eyes.”

No but humans typically do

Your browser just receives a single video file, there’s no way to tell where in that video there’s an ad, if there even is one

You can’t remove nor replace it if you don’t know what to remove or replace

“Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return”
“What?”
The end