“I can neither confirm nor deny that I had a day.” - Homer Simpson, IIRC
Still would
Deceive her?
Look at those dilated pupples
Thanks for hearing about my day. But why are you writing all this in your notepad?
My handl–uhhh, therapist, said journaling would be a good exercise. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Read that in Mr Burns’ voice, 10/10
It’s Jon Lovitz as Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar on SNL
Wow, I had never seen that character before. Love me some Jon Lovitz. Hilarious and somehow still topical. Thanks for sharing
Let’s do something new. I’ll roleplay as a data center and you are the lead engineer on site. Tell me about all the dirty things you want to stuff inside me in deep sensual detail. Let’s be extra kinky and record it, I want to watch it later well I write notes… um I mean touch myself.
Someone once posted this picture with the rat from Chuck e Cheese next to it and it was hilarious, but for the life of me, I cannot find it. Does anyone have it?
Can’t find the photo… but uh… found a tiktok (first time in my life I’m sharing a link from there) https://www.tiktok.com/@antoniomunster1/video/7683966442814868766
I forgive you for the tiktok link :p
The rat from Chuck E Cheese is Chuck E Cheese
His full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese!
And he was a rat when I was a kid, but the crappy modern version is a mouse.
Oh, I thought he died
He might as well have!
Charles Entertainment Cheese?
God dammit. I was going to have a great day creating value for shareholders but now I feel compelled to scramble around a giant playground, eat pizza, and play Gauntlet with a few complete strangers.
And to be 100% clear it was your comment that did this for some reason.
I’ll meet you at the Skeeball
That is exactly what a honeypot would say to gain my trust.
Someone made an AI slop edit of that clip with the spy lady in her place and Jensen in Nathan Fielder’s place with the same exact expressions he was doing.
