JonEFive

Every hole is a chance for glory!

That should be the phrase on one of those “Keep calm and carry on” posters

Wait… I think this one might be true.

Back in my day, you had to listen to your computer summon the demon called internet with wild screeches and hisses for 45 seconds before you could even check your email.

I propose that we need an app that does that every time you try to launch a social media app.

South Dakota, what are you doing? Explain yourself

Mr. Frundles 😠

Nobody wins when humans and microwaves argue

Dude, I’ve argued with my microwave and it isn’t even smart.

I was not expecting to see 20 year old Breaking Benjamin lyrics today, but here we are.