If they dissolved while wet, they would turn into mush in the packaging. If you really want your wipes to be wet, moisten your TP before wiping.

No wipes are actually flushable.

https://www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/are-flushable-wipes-really-flushable-a1736074350/

I’m not sure I’ve heard her argue about anything

But what about the spam emails your wife accidentally signed you up for ???

Sorry, I forgot that we all need a team of armed guards in order to exist.

It’s Seattle cops, we should be grateful they’re doing anything

Seattle’s nice! What’s bringing you to the state?

No laundry appliances for the US :(

Well don’t tell us which brands or anything.

In fact, Satan is egging you on.

More like a hot pocket

That, too.

Not Kantians from Kant?

How dare you call me normal

We’re Terrans from Terra.

People already didn’t pay attention to one another; the conplainer was just using a convenient scapegoat. It’s smartphones now. It’ll be neural implants next century.

High-five

Online applications go nowhere, you gotta talk directly with the recruiter.

That would require having a conversation with these ghouls

Both my HL-L3280CDW and HL-5470DW play nice with every OS I’ve pointed at them.