Joke’s on you, I’ve already got crippling back pain before turning 45.

Touché.

plaing

Gradening

You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

Hi it’s me your toddler

Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

Especially since he’s gay

Yes plz

I rocked Win2K all the way past the XP end of support.

All of our chip vendor’s code is in C, and it’s fully certified, so the entire hardware integrity stack is C. Less flaky and far leaner than the C++ applications in the HLOS.

I’m making more money slinging C++, C, and Assembly than I was with Java.

I just want to see more Sophia Lillis.

They have nothing but contempt for us.

*judgment

Not like they’ll help the movie make sense anyway.

I’ve got full 5.1 surround and subtitles are crucial.

Nope, just flabby moobs

What are you, a gay fish?

I prefer Jolene