That was just sparkling debauchery

I’d argue at this point it doesn’t matter which was first because the cycle feeds itself

I experienced this in finance, tech, law, and food service (that chef would not shut up about maillard bullshit)

I don’t feel ants crawling all over me now at all

mash them?

a haiku is written typically in 3 lines, with the first and last having 5 syllables and the middle having 7. Something about themes is important probably, but for me the joy is in seeing how much and how vivid expression you can fit into 17 syllables.

You are absolutely right. That is an emoticon of a goat. As an apology, please enjoy this emoticon of a seahorse
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? have you never been to an aquarium? they have delicious looking fish.

count the syllables

Haven’t you heard about the bucket of tolerance? If you don’t pull racists down to the bottom of the bucket, how will you ever get out?

I dunno, I always get hungry for seafood after visiting the aquarium

How much for molly tho

I always preferred canelloni to lasagna anyways

How do you cook chicken that is all bones

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Ooo, one syllable off

I am not convinced it’s a bot. Perhaps it’s just someone who loves cheese

the cork board at the good coffee shop has filled that niche for me pretty well

i’ve been having to translate the TV ads for my wife since they show up in a language i know but she doesn’t. it’s kinda fun since she used to be a certified interpreter (well, i guess the cert hasn’t expired so still is?)

people exist who dislike garbage trucks and never wanted for any amount of their life to ride around in one for work?