Why do it yourself when you can offload it?

That one’s a typo

Uh

I think I’ll just let the cat drive instead

Hey if you knew Lloyd and not Yor you might do the same. Dudes a hottie.

El terrorismo makes it more holesome.

Uh I’m a charisma class (with unfortunate base stats) what’s int

i’ve never met any aliens who were into that shit, but like most of the ones i know don’t even abduct people let alone probe them.

i am not a video editor (currently) so y’all will have to pretend i added a little poot cloud

that sounds like a post-colonoscopy fart

nope the wall between church and state fell. vote for me and i’ll make everyone worship Llama God. I’m sure there’s a llama god somewhere.

yeah, i hear you. chaplains usually are trained to provide religious services to religions outside their own spiritual niche. that explicitly requires ecumenism and that concept is anathema to Salt Lake City.

you pay the tooth fairy with the tooth to bury the fart waaaaay up there. sorry, i thought this kind of deal was common

ooo, you think this is enough to get Dallas to add the Oath of Vengeance back into their worship?

very specifically regarding the funerary rites: associated with the official list of religions is the official list of religious symbols. if you’ve never been to a US veteran’s cemetery, well based off the two i’ve been in they are beautiful. peaceful. every headstone is the same: name, branch, highest rank, birth and death dates, and some religious symbol (chosen from the official list). might be more, we haven’t actually looked at the graves in a while we just go to visit.

i don’t know how many symbols there were before, but if there were 30 to choose from among the 200 various “official” religions, the move would be at least a little plausible. but it’s really just easier to have a list of religions and a list of symbols to choose from and let folk choose whatever they want. having never enlisted, i would hope that’s already the process but i don’t know and i mean this is government we’re talking about. even when they’re acting in good faith they don’t always make any rational sense.

also, that sounds like a perfect bikeride out to visit Grandpas E and G (not related) tomorrow, maybe today. i could go get some scones.

I agree, but I have convinced some wrestling fans to go see a musical or two. They loved what I took them to but it’s a much harder sell for folk to go see drag unless they are already exposed to it (real drag, not whatever fox news thinks drag is).

Huh. The disposables I am occasionally “forced” to get (put it in a 510 thread gramma) have charging ports. I usually have to charge once or twice to get through the full gram.

That being said, the good local dispo just rebranded and gave me a bunch of 510 batteries with the old name on them. These batteries are fantastic and look about the same size as the server in the article

That is (pretty obviously) my #2 joke

This is not new. I had to get rid of my last switch because it didn’t have a modern ssl protocol and I couldn’t log in anymore. All of the internet browsers i have tried just threw errors.

Jimmy Two Farts

That’s just because they didn’t include me, Jimmy Fartling… They said I was an outlier and the lab hasn’t stopped smelling like cabbage