“You can’t trust blind tests for audio, that’s the wrong sense bro. You need double deaf studies, obvs.”

This will not be a case of double negative cancelling out

Instead of take-a-penny leave-a-penny, close-a-door open-a-door

Drain the swamp, we got a whole new swamp coming in and we need to make room

Does it charge extra to the last person that used the Waymo to cover the cost? Because if not, might as well just leave the door open every time, now you’re a job creator.

Big “who’s on first” vibes

It’s just a promise of violence that’s enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?

What in the AI slop is this

I imagine most people reading the WSJ look at that and go “Good, the system is working as intended. Squeeze em til there’s nothing but pulp, then keep squeezing”

“It’s time to D-D-D-D-Debate with credible source citations”

Love that for EU

If you find a replay of the whole game, don’t bother with anything but the 4th quarter. But honestly the whole thing is pretty skippable unless you’re a Seahawks fan

No recourse but to chisel a strongly worded tablet

yeah baby, talk dirty heresy to me

Uncensored

Some bad news for you there chief, blocking someone only stops you from seeing their posts/comments, they can still see what you’ve posted/commented and vote/reply as normal. It’s less “our paths won’t cross again” and more “I’ll be putting my head in the sand now so I don’t see you approaching”

As if people are just supposed to stand around smiling like loons at all times for no reason

We need tariffs on imported prostitutes, support the domestic sex worker industry!

^{/s but kinda not}

About that…