Vampire: “Can I come inside?”
English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
Vampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
Vampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher
If this joke was a person, it would be in 2nd grade and know how to read and write.
That’s the most accurate description of my wife’s sense of humor I’ve heard in a while.
All the poor baby vampire sperms dying on her back!
Indeed.
What if the vampire sperm is really long lived too?
“Yes, I invite you inside me, you can come now”
Vampire fucking is beastiality. We must purge the monster fuckers.
Unless of course I find them hot then it’s okay
Spike from Buffy was my crack cocaine for a while there
is she single?
No.
HBU?
Also no.
Take your upvote and get out.
At least they can come on the outside
But what about vampires getting pregnant?
The implication is that vampire sex that doesn’t result in pregnancy is ræpe
You can consent to sex but not to come inside
Fair
You don’t need to censor words here…
