You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

Well, maybe his assholeness makes up for the other two parts of the criteria.

Ohhh I thought there was some stereotype about Brits getting water leaks all the time, that clears it up.

coming soon: Americans are fucking drowning in debt

neofeudalism here we come!

1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won’t touch any prey animal if there’s a human nearby.

2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

that’s a loooooot of toothbrushes

Well, it is called the Milky Way after all…

Would you like to tell me what that word means?

can we not trivialize slavery when there’s actual slavery still happening?

99% of the time this kinda shit is made in a way that it won’t work without being plugged in or connected to wi-fi.

why do they even have genders

Because that’s how people treat parents.

Assuming you have money to do that at all.

fu^fuckck

Like this?

I’m pretty sure that the Abrahamic concept of Hell isn’t from Hades, since Hades is not a place of suffering, just a place where dead people go without punishments or rewards, a concept that occurs in many, many religions. Tartarus, on the other hand, is more similar to the Abrahamic (or especially Christian) Hell, but the main distinction here is that Tartarus is reserved for the people that the gods are REALLY pissed with.

Basically, ancient Hellenic afterlife can be split into three places: Elysium, for very, very good people, Tartarus, for very, very bad people, and Hades for everyone else.

On what grounds do you think that ants suck at farming? They are able to sustain large communities without causing ecological catastrophes. (of course, size is a factor in this specific aspect)

And, intelligence or skill doesn’t make any animal species better than others. You are an animal, deal with it.

That we (as a species, not inviduals) totally do outdo chimps, or any other animal species, in cruelty. In my mind, the peak of cruelty isn’t mindlessly tearing someone apart maenad-style, but instead calmly designing and building and using instruments for the sole purpose of being cruel.

No, it’s just hairy + fat = bear.

No, it’s just hairy + fat = bear.

Chimps don’t have buttons that can annihilate entire cities at once. They don’t go out their way to spends years, decades, centuries to develop items and techniques to inflict the maximum amount of pain onto another chimp.