I’m an autismo who can’t control the volume of her voice or even tell when she’s yelling, so this might actaully be useful
Why not using a throat mic? They are cheaper.
Voice damping is the main feature of the device, not the microphone.
With a throat mic you can talk without making a sound (if you train).
How? Can you whisper in a throat mic? (Genuine question)
They say you can. It works with the vibration of the throat, not the voice.
Huh, that’s really neat!
gamers reinvent the stenomask
While silly looking, this is a great idea.
It looks like a muzzle. I know a few folks who need this (gamer or not)
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These should be mandatory for all men to wear in public.
Some Lemmy users might benefit from putting these on their hands, too
And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!
It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.
I… kinda wanna try it
You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.
In 10 yearls you’ll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.
We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.
You won’t even need to heat the noodles up; they’re ready to eat right from the pouch.
“Ham Noodle” just sounds wrong
Judging by the url, they’re noodles designed to boost your ham. Which is probably worth it to someone. I suppose.
I have been thinking about improving my ham… 🤔
My Teammates:
“Wtf is that sound?!”
“Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again…”
Me: munches on oats
who needs asmr when you can call kolanaki
Man, I hadn’t ever noticed the “i” in your name. That changes things
Does the ℹ️ emoji not work for some people or is the i in that box just hard to read? 🤔 You’re not the first to think my name was just “Kolanak.”
In my client, it just looks a bit plain.
It is readable and it shows for me correctly. I just didn’t pay attention to it and thought it’s like an information icon that’s not specifically part of your name
🐴?
A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.
Peanut butter in the gamer muzzle won’t make me talk tho.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse, He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!
People yakkity-yak a streak and waste their time of day; but Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say!
This would make a great gag gift!
Pun always intended
😔
conservative Americans be like
for valorant players
Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.
250 something dollars. Im good.
250 is ridiculous, just buy a lavalier mic and put a face mask on at that point
A regular facemask won’t dampen sound much though.
Stuff 3 socks in mouth first.
This, Im impulsive as shit, so just “Shutting up” aint gonna work like that sadly. The only other option is soundproofing the shit outta my room.
That is way too expensive for a product like this, that also might not work for its intended use (if their nose isn’t fully covered like in the picture, I’d expect the screaming to leak out quite a bit. Might’ve worked for my idea of using it for call privacy (speaking softly) but still that’s way too much for something that’ll probably only be useful for that niche use-case.
Looks sweaty in there. I cant imagine the smell after a few weeks
This mask smells like poor oral hygiene
Yummy!
It’s precoated in BO so you can be ready for any competition environment
BO is Blasphemy Oil, right? must be an interesting smell
Is there… Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.
i guess the equivalent for the eyes would be a vr headseat, since it makes it impossible for people outside to know what you’re looking at (i think, i dont know if the pc’s monitor shows what the person is seeing as i do not have a vr headset)
It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.
Wow - grandmaster accessories already!
For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course
bro it better come with a ballgag and chastity cage too
In case you were worried they have an accessory that will channel your farts directly to the face mask. Metadox knows what gamers want.
Or buy one of their celebrity sponsored “Gamer Farts” Its like Pokimane and Travis Scott are really there filling your room with farts!
Just buy a gag, it makes saying a slur more difficult, saving yourself from bans
Why do we want to save these people from bans? They need to be removed from the community, if from society altogether. Better for them to say it out loud than to think it quietly, otherwise these people will quietly ruin our lives one step at a time and we won’t realize it as they’re doing it.