OP is talking about ejaculating into the sock

Shia Labouf

With or without Ammonium chloride?

Palatable

Time to start designing a self-sustaining perpetual train

When the adrenaline doesn’t work anymore, it’s time to try meth.

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

Pikachu dong? NSFW

About once a year, we get a Netflix subscription for about two months. Catch up on everything we want to watch, then cancel it.

After 6 months, Netflix forgets about you. Does that mean we count as a new subscriber every year? How many people like us are inflating their new subscriber number?

I knew someone at university with a twin sibling. One was afab and the other was amab. Both came out as trans. We used to joke that instead of getting top / bottom surgery, they should just get head transplants :-)

Furrier transfemation

And nitrous gas. At my dentist it’s about $20 out of pocket, but totally worth it for me.

That’s the idea behind the AdNauseum browser extension. “Click” on every single ad so that the data becomes worthless and the companies that are advertising have a negative return on investment. But it does mean that the ad server company gets more money.

Penguckuin

How long do I need to ponder the orb until I develop this kind of power?

Hibernate

To me, carbon reduction means you have modified the process in some way that it generates less carbon while producing the same (or functionally identical) product. That is how we fight climate change.

Generating the same amount of carbon but just putting it somewhere else is putting a bandage on gangrene. It makes it look better, but the infection is still festering underneath. In this case, making it a problem for future generations so the current generation doesn’t have to sacrifice anything.

It’s not reducing the amount of co2 generated from making the cement. It still generates the same amount, they just take some of it and pump it into the ground.

I tried, but it didn’t go well for either of us.