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They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

According to the wiki:

Tozzetti later wrote that Capponi’s explanation for taking the two fingers as relics was “because Galileo wrote so many beautiful things with them.”

Galileo’s middle finger

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

I don’t know about millions, but at least a few thousand have never had reason to consider the moon being an allergen to them. Fuckin weirdos. Bet money next month you’ll see labeling on food saying “Moon-free!” or “This item contains no more than 0.1% moon” or some such hippy bullshit.

Ah! Right you are.

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

People walking past the restaurant: why the hell is their sign backwards?

They don’t do jobs either, so there’s that.

Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.

Yeah, but you’re poor in style.

Canada: maybe the Americans aren’t totally wrong, bit of a “the baby and the bath water” situation, perhaps?

According to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.

Yes.

Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

E: idiot mode was engaged.

Yep, that and other similar variants of the hat are what I’m mocking.

Making sure those kids have play-dough brains.

Loose translation: “The two subjects mentioned on this hat do not have, and never will have, any knowledge of my existence.”

The proto-millennials, if you will.

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

Cashier: you have no idea how many ways and to what degree I’m plotting your murder.