Ngl at first glance I thought this was a cigarette ash sandwich

Do I have any say over conditions aside from species?

If so, a dog in a rich family. One of the more intelligent breeds, possibly a border collie or German shepherd. Seems like a good life; well fed, sheltered, nothing to worry about other than wondering where my owners went/when they’ll be back when they leave the house.

If not, idk, make me a jellyfish or something. No thoughts, just floating mindlessly in the ocean without a care, occasionally getting touched and making them regret it.

If I remember correctly, you also had to restart the entire mission if you failed the optional objectives, you couldn’t just load the last checkpoint. I never attempted it, but I’ve seen videos of it and pretty much everyone agreed that it’s one of if not the the worst side objectives in the entire series

Ew.

I don’t trust any of these mfs, and you shouldn’t either

Me too, buddy. Me too.

Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.

The problem isn’t that the machine “feels sad”. The problem is that it can lie, and the bigger problem is that some people will believe it.

Ripley: Rippy, Rip, Ripchard (my favorite), little man, kibty, creature

Also, Little Whiny Bitch Boy, because he meows constantly any time he’s shut out of a room someone’s in

eg

Well that’s just absurdism

Me-oo

Pretty sure being a condescending prick is a requirement for tankies. I’ve yet to be proven wrong

Authoritarianism is authoritarianism. A different coat of paint doesn’t make shit more appetizing.

This one scares me because I genuinely can’t tell if this is an incredibly realistic AI image or an incredibly AI-like real image

LOOK AT HIIIIIMMMMMM he looks so gentlemanly

I wish you a good operation, kind sir, and I expect a pip in your step and chin held high upon the conclusion of your prrrrocedure. Good day and good morrow to you indeed 🧐

Me next pls

Core memory unlocked. I remember watching the hell out of this back in 3rd-4th grade.

I’d say it’s advertising if money is involved, promoting if it’s not.

If you paid for the promotion to be mentioned or displayed, then it is an advertisement.