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He also gave her half of his genetic repo.
Ughhh, this is…uh, who are you? I don’t know you. Where did you come from lady?
It wasn’t about trade secrets, together they were shipping AI data center components into China via her company (Megaspeed) which was funded by AliBaba.
Youre on c/memes, nobody cares about details but you
I really need to become a CEO of something, I’m not getting anywhere near enough attention from Chinese and Russian hotties.
Did you know that his last name is Dong!
Jensen Huang Dong
Jensen Wang Chung
Presenting the upcoming RTX-6969!
Pussy so good, it erased $33 trillion in stock market value.
This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here!?
My God, what have I done?
You drunk too much and now you’re Huang-over
Drank so much last night his little Jensen wasn’t working
Same as it ever was.
Once in a lifetime
Where does this board meeting go?
I never understand how the most powerful people in the world fall for stuff like this, like I’m not saying Alice is not cute, but like, if I had the money Jensen had I’d pay for 3-4 porn stars and id dress them up with cosplay and do all 4 at the same time or something like that, like with that kind of cash I could probably do like 10 at the same time even, with that kind of money you have access to way better stuff.
She was also a legitimate tech executive. The honeypot worked because it was very plausible that she liked him for him. She traveled in his circles, spoke his language, understood his world, and was probably very well informed on every little thing he liked.
This, I think, may have been the worst kind of honeypot, because I think she might have snared him with an actual relationship and feelings.
So, outside the extramarital affair itself, it looks like the main concern for wrongdoing was he vouched for her company, “Megaspeed”, who bought ~5 Billion in Nvidia chips, over the last two years, and likely smuggled some amount of them into China, circumventing trade laws.
The smuggling is still just allegations, but Megaspeed has been under investigation for some time, for smuggling the hardware.
I don’t think any trade secrets per se, have been stolen or given, just favorable treatment for sales.
Yeah that sounds awful, but man, you’re supposed to be a smart dude… (talking about jensen)
And he was fucking a subordinate too.
What a piece of shit.
funny how a company can get hit that hard due to cheating
Power does not mean intelligence.
Ego trippin’ is a thing.I’d pay for 3-4 porn stars and id dress them up with cosplay and do all 4 at the same time or something like that,
I think you’re confusing sex with intimacy. It’s obviously different if you’re not paying for it (well, if you think you’re not paying for it lol)
Since we are getting serious, she is way more talented than whatever team of pornstars if she is actually a spy. Of course the Chinese government provided her of the connections and contracts to let her into the big tech pharaohs circle, but her job as a spy should have had involved a crazy dedication to this man. Yeah, we all laugh now that is public information, and we mostly hate billionaires if we are sane people, but Jensen surely did contemplate this possibility and still fell. I do wonder what is in his subconscious and how she pushed the right buttons. While I do like to think these CEOs are just stupid assholes, other explanations amyuse me as much.
You should not forget that, what she likely wanted (facilitate the transfer of a lot of highend Nvidia GPUs to China) was generally in Jensen’s interest, especially if she could arrange that in the shadows. The only problem for him was getting caught, or rather her being identified.
Properly trained spies are fascinating.
Hmm… I guess it’s also nice to know that someone actually finds you attractive. When you pay for pornstas you’d always feel like they are only doing it for the money. On the other hand I don’t know if rich and famous people ever get that feeling that someone genuinely likes them as a person.
I hope not 😁
P*ssy has made men make bad decisions since the dawn of man.
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You don’t need a million dollars for that, funnily enough even tho I’ve done call girls I’ve never did two at the same time, I think It’s something I gotta earn for myself you know? hshshs, I’ll save it for a special occasion. Gotta do transgirls or femboys tho, I’m ideologically opposed to giving a cis girl money (wicked take i know, let a guy have his values haha)
I feel like there’s a lot to unpack here.
Already been unpacked, thing is I don’t how appropriate it would be to discuss in a meme lemmy community yk?
Just FYI you can say fuck and all kind of things here.
Thanks
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Still would
He did so you don’t have to.
A true hero
and a real human being.
I mean…
😅😬🫣
Where? Working class demands Jensen Huang hardcore cum feeding, now!
If there only were a some kind of technology that could be used to make such material…
*powered by Nvidia
She’s giving Azula
She probably plugged a tiny little custom built device into his phones and laptops and backdoored them all. If she was talking it was probably to put stupid ideas in his head.
Not if I backdoor her first.
Don’t even need a custom device. An OMG cable could do that and look totally normal anywhere.
Yeah but it makes her a sexier spy the other way.
Jensen honeypot Huang
