French kids about to become revolutionaries all over again by creating online spaces that adults can’t lock down. I’d love it if they brought back IRC and Usenet.

At least I kept every console and game I’ve ever owned in a lock-up.

Maybe I could code masterpieces by singing to it.

Damn the radical woke left with their impossibly high expectation of basic human decency.

translation: “you made your bed - now lie in it”.

Peak YouTuber body.

I always wished there was a verb for giving a gift but I guess we’re not given to giftedness.

Cos it’s actually a trademark-avoiding name for unbranded Duck Tape.

Cats, like mongooses, have faster reflexes than snakes because of warm blood and arseholery genes. The whole story is pretty weirdly written as I though that was pretty common knowledge by now.

Oh no.

Where’s the helicopter cops film we were promised, Christopher?

At least the Rangers and Turtles could afford a real quarry.

Did they skip Fable 4?

RIP

Correlation <> causation meme

This is Popular People’s Front propaganda.

They were very upset about Denzel being in Rome.

Sounds like there’s no chance of this being even remotely subversive then.

First they came for Neil…

[speaking Mexican], of course.