I’ll just check and see if that’s going on in my street right now.

Forrest Gump, I guess. Whatever that is.

The scene on the catamarans was deliberate, right?

it’s because they’re communists.

The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

Grace Jones would still easily win this.

Shame he won’t live to see a world without ethnics, women, gays, etc etc…

Yeah, one, two, princes kneel before you

That’s what I said now

Specific accent joke.

What the fuck is going on with the feet?

It was the mozzies done it.

My boy cat switches between hiding under the bed and running around like a maniac throughout the day, but bedtime is snuggle time.

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

I also recently got into this guy. First one I read was Cage Of Souls, which is very much in the same kind of Weird Fantasy genre as China Mieville. It’s written in the first person by an engagingly cowardly weasel of a man whose job is to guide you around a Book-Of-The-New Sun-ish knackered future world that is mostly just sitting around waiting to die.

They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

Both of mine will allow belly rubs, but hate being picked up and will never sit on your lap. I wouldn’t have minded more of a mix of preferences.

My cat once hid in our neighbour’s bathroom for three days.

Clearly someone knows.

We need to go back to the safe ground of Americans complaining about the rubbish Supremor they voted in again by accident.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.