Options, you say? Go on…

Sorry for your loss. No words will bring back your cat, but I’ll be thinking about the two of you tonight <3

You can set default subs to show, and block communities. It’s much nicer to look at the news when you want to rather than all the time.

I’m surprised this is the first time it’s happened in recent memory.

Oh, that’s a nice headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well.

I am probably misremembering what I blocked then

My lemmy experience got soooo much better once I blocked hexbear and ml instances. Kudos to you for your peace of mind.

Game idea, grim reaper has been arrested, you have to fill in for him while he’s in jail.

If you see someone damage fascist surveillance, no you didn’t.

Don’t ruin the secret!

Yeah, maybe, but neither is a reason for the thought police to show up.

Now, if she started stockpiling guns and making plans, that’s a different story.

But, don’t worry, the fascists are watching, hope you’re not the wrong religion, or God forbid a minority.

Neither do you apparently

Where are all these labels coming from? I don’t even see an option to tag individual users across the platform with labels.

Edit: Typed that all out, then hit the settings button, and what do you know, it’s right there.

Quick! Mailcleric cast spare the…package! This one’s taken a beating!

Oh yeah, I totally revel in my 40 hour work week and being stressed all the time…

I specifically called out the searches and seizures ammendment bcz that’s what this is about.

Could be vascular.

Get fucked, it’s enshrined in the U.S. constitution against unreasonable searches and seizures through the 4th ammendment. You are not obligated to incriminate yourself in anyway.

Why do you call it a cancer box? I’ve been through plenty of them and never seen anything to indicate they’re unsafe. Then again, we also used to let people x-ray their feet in shoe stores, soo…

Those are rookie numbers. Ya’ll need to pump them mean comment numbers up!