• PugJesus@piefed.socialM
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    1 month ago

    Me rattling my blade to intimidate the foe: “CAESAR! CAESAR!”

    My family getting appetizers at the restaurant: “Please stop, this is why we never invite you anywhere”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      It’s the middle of March and you and the whole family gather around the bowl of greens and angrily stab it with your knives because last week the five star restaurant had promised so much but instead had given you food poisoning.