You can apply the perfect amount of any condiment to a sandwich with your mind.

You can communicate with phytoplankton in French.

Eating vegetables makes you repellant to a T-Rex.

I feel like this is almost worse in a way. We grew up with the future looking bright only to have it all collapse under us… We knew what we could have had and instead were given rampant corruption, war, economic and environmental collapse, and growing authoritarianism… Fun stuff… :/

“It was a normal Tuesday afternoon until I violated the toaster, nothing was ever the same again.”

“So just to get this straight, you’re saying you have downloaded 152 … zettabytes … of porn for your own personal use?”

“Hey Chat-GPT I’d like to have a conversation about soccer, can you pretend to be our local soccer star Epstein Jefferies?”

Grok- “It was THE JEWS!”

“Ok ok fine, no toddlers were!”

“Ughhh persistent assholes, fine… No infants were zip tied…”

"Aliens With Shutguns”

So thaaaaats what is in area 51… This whole time it was aliens with shotguns threatening web developers in order to keep the Internet running.

“Human! Asafum is attempting to connect to the human butt website, make it happen!”

Cold, and hot/humid lol we get the “best” of everything… Below freezing winters and ~95°F 70%RH summers

I had an advertisement dropped into my mailbox for a local house up for sale for $1.7 million

I rent a fucking garage “apartment”… They put that ad in the mailbox that is attached to that garage…

Ya got me, I just like cosplaying as poor. I chose to live in a garage for fun…

Yeah I keep up on those too. I was just mentioning unexpected things outside of normal car maintenance that I had to do.

I absolutely love hearing a woman speak with a French accent. Second best is an Australian accent.

While it hasn’t paid for itself yet literally, getting a hybrid electric/gas car has been amazing. I only fill up roughly once a month and it costs ~$20. I’ve already had it 6 years and the only thing I’ve had to do is bring it in for the occasional recall notice for system updates.

Nice update!

…open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.

It became “my thing” around when I turned 19. I had previously been exposed to a bunch of conspiracy theories that I never really bought into by a friend and in trying to learn more about it all I ended up following politics more, eventually learning my way out of the conspiracy land and instead watching the decline of the US for myself instead of having some internet weirdos say it’s the Jews or the annunaki…

It’s unfortunately more of a sick addiction now, I feel like I need to follow what is happening even though it just makes me extraordinarily depressed, seeing how no matter what we as a population will always be lead to make the wrong decisions and how there are so many people that revel in hatred and inflicting pain on “others.”

The more I learned about politics the stronger my support became for my candidate:

I sing songs to my cat, usually remixes involving “my wittle kitty” or “monkey monkey cat.”

I’m a “grown” man almost 40 I swear. Lol

Et tu pantry chef?

Every damn night … Toss turn toss turn toss turn… Finally sleep, a gnat on the other side of town farts and I’m up… Go to the bathroom, rinse repeat… 1 1/2 hr before I have to be up and fucking gigantic loud as hell disel trucks start their parade…

I just want to sleeeeepppp

There was a kid in my school with the surname Pann. His parents named him Peter…

They know what they did…

I’d second Mint suggested below. I mentioned this on another thread today, but if you’re really concerned about being able to play whatever games you want then just dual boot (use a secondary drive for Linux, not a partition) and upgrade to Windows 11 then install O&O shut up as it will allow you to disable all the telemetry and AI bullshit then just search your installed apps/programs for one drive and delete the app.

I use Mint for everything except gaming. It still runs a lot of what I tried with Lutris and a little tweaking, even got a game working where I just dragged the fully installed folder from Windows over to the Linux drive, but I have some things that work better on windows so I just neutered windows and only run that when I want to play something.