a website that says “hello world” in different fonts
it is perfect
A website where you pick compatible wine or spirit production techniques and it calculates the resulting alcohol and sugar contents so that you can mix and match them but still have some idea of the outcome.
Example
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Fermentation - Inputs; water, yeast, fruit pulp (dropdown supported fruit types)
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SO2 addition
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Acidification/Deacidification
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Chaptalization
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Fining
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Distillation - Input: number of times
Result: 99% Alcohol (You suck at winemaking)
Hitting 99% is as impressive as it is impossible making wine :D
Distillation x3 or more does that, or just x1 with a really good still (a reflux still for example) and competent user.
Thar would be a surprise, as it forms an azeotrope at around 96%.
It seems you’re correct, my apologies, alcohol goes through a drying process to reach higher purities.
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A website that asks for 4 check boxes to be marked, to progress to the next page (maybe for a million dollars?)
But every time you add the check to the fourth checkbox, one of the other checkboxes unmarks itself. So you click that one, and a different one unmarks. Lol.
I’ll contribute some clicks to this. Make a single ad at the bottom of the page that rotates every time the 4th box resets, but only ads for Lemmy
A page that just says “Made you look” and a visitor counter.
I’m the first
number 17 reporting in
71 here
84 hehe
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211!
A site of your top 10 fave memes of all time.
This. Make the styling extremely simple too.
pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod’, add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.
A website where you click something that says “see what you get” or “here’s what is true about you” and then it gives you one of a handful of affirmations like “you’re a good person” “you’re worthy of love”
Make one that just says you’re wrong. Then we can always go “Oh yeah? Well this website says you’re wrong”
Console cheat codes
Intermittent You’re Wrong
let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);DVD You’re Wrong
let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);I gotta say that I loved the DVD result
Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say “Sorry [name], you’re wrong”
Perfect ✨
Console cheat codes
TomaterBrainerpicture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))Tomato minigun
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclickSlow-mo tomato
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)
OptiTomato
Optimized tomato sauce
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)
picture.onmousemove = picture.onclickTomato cleaner
let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(
The TLS certificate is not valid
I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won’t happen again
Better not or will expect the refund immediately
That’s pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.
Not worky
Worky now
Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.
Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn’t a great suggestion lol
I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.
It’s a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.
I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)
Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄
Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏
tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes
This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.
Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn’t apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.
I want a website where you can throw tomatoes to a photo you select
English to newspeak translator
Double-plus-good idea
Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins
Cheat console codes
Trap boy
document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";Custom image hack
let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);Endless rotation
rpm = -3000;144 FPS unlocker
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);Autopilot
setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);Amazing! Can you add a high score tracker?
There ya go
Awesome!! 3348 is the best I can get 😁
Provide me with the catboy picture
legally it’s a femboy but close enough
does this count?
Go to r/catboys
Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.
A 3 card monte game.
