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  • ALQ@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldProgress!
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    23 days ago

    Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:

    BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.








  • If you enjoy eating snack foods with lots of food dye powder (mmmm hot Cheetos), but hate the fact that it stains your fingers, eat them with chopsticks. No mess on your fingers.

    If you struggle with your sandwich/burger innards sliding out of the bread/bun when you take a bite, wrap the innards in lettuce like a taco; place in between the bread/buns with the bottom of the “taco” away from the side you’re eating. The lettuce should help keep the sandwich/burger from falling out of the bun.





  • ALQ@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldSelective rage
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    2 months ago

    I like to think of it like a broken bone. Yes, your overall health is important; no one is questioning that. But if you go into the ER with a broken bone and the doctor tells you that they’re going to ignore your injury in favor of telling you to take your vitamins, they’re an asshole who doesn’t care about your pain or healing your injury.

    Systemic racism is the broken bone. No one (except, perhaps, assholes and billionaires) disagrees that all lives have value. Saying “all lives matter” in response to “black lives matter,” though, is saying “let’s wilfully ignore the problem because I am clearly okay with the status quo.”

    Edit to fix typo.