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minus-squareterranoid@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down1·28 days agoCat: “I was so hungry” Me: “I literally fed you four times a day… I set a fucking alarm” Cat: “I almost starved to death”
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·27 days agoCat: “I lterally had to drag you out of the bed with my last strengths not to starve”
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·27 days agoCat: “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow” When my cat is hungry it sounds like a truck backing up.
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·27 days agoCat: “I was screaming for hours just to get a small scraps of dry food. No water whatsoever” Me: “you had 15 water cups distributed evenly around the house so you would drink” Cat: “literally like a desert, I tell you”
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·27 days agoMy cat sounds like he smokes two packs a day and drinks nothing but Laphroaig straight.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agoMy kitty would have you believe she’s never had a meal.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days ago“But… when did I see you an hungered and not feed you?” “About 30 minutes after breakfast every morning!”
Cat: “I was so hungry”
Me: “I literally fed you four times a day… I set a fucking alarm”
Cat: “I almost starved to death”
Cat: “I lterally had to drag you out of the bed with my last strengths not to starve”
Cat: “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”
When my cat is hungry it sounds like a truck backing up.
Cat: “I was screaming for hours just to get a small scraps of dry food. No water whatsoever”
Me: “you had 15 water cups distributed evenly around the house so you would drink”
Cat: “literally like a desert, I tell you”
My cat sounds like he smokes two packs a day and drinks nothing but Laphroaig straight.
My kitty would have you believe she’s never had a meal.
“But… when did I see you an hungered and not feed you?”
“About 30 minutes after breakfast every morning!”