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minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down1·edit-27 days agoInvent a sport Export it to all your colonies Have them all kick your arse at it every season #winning Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
minus-squareKarjalan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoExcept that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·7 days agoKick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·7 days agoOh really? Cricket!? Lol.
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·7 days agoMore like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·7 days agoGood thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoI dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·7 days agoIndia is beating UK at cricket.
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoAnd Australia was beating them before that. We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
minus-squarepumpupthejam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoRugby is popular in the Commonwealth
Invent a sport
Export it to all your colonies
Have them all kick your arse at it every season
#winning
Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
Except that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
Talkin’ cricket
Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.
Confused?
Nope
More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
I dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
India is beating UK at cricket.
And Australia was beating them before that.
We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
Rugby is popular in the Commonwealth