Chemo, Bruxism, Shitty genetics, mental health often leads to poor hygiene, sports or injuries can fuck you.

Bigger question is why you’re choosing to be an A-grade arsehole over it.

Buncha fee fees about to start rejecting reality

Eh, she spoke to a bunch of people hungry for mid fantasy. She’s not very good at it, just lucked out on timing.

Get some Pratchett in ya, now THERE is a writer who put good into the world

$$$$$$

I just don’t use biometrics. passcode or fuckoff

You’d think so, just put the fuckers in leather and boom, background colour but they keep stealing tyres and biting the Grip

Lies, we have to clear the meth heads out for filming.

You missed the word style. As in “in the style of the thing”

Also we are not groups. We are countries.

I’m not a billionaire but honestly if i were the last place i would go to in a mad max style collapse is the country full of pissed off maori

I’m gonna get you soooo many lizards

Dotcom mkII

rookie numbers for a bunch of 20 something programmers tbh

Oh yay antichrist

Haven’t experienced that one - but your statement was “all iot devices do that” (emphasis mine)

And i haven’t even touched on Zigbee…

Tapo’s sockets don’t - in fact they explicitly have a ‘local only’ function. All you lose is control outside your home network.

Tuya on the other hand will start leeching off the fucking Bluetooth of your pairing device if you hobble them.

Same. I will service and repair my goddamn 880 until it is DUST, dammit.

…lowerrrr

Wingus! Dingus!

Idk why it’s just the oblivious sincerity that kills me

“Went” for mine lol

It’s the day you marry your Nintendo