crazy how different these lists can be. mine is more like:

• rabbit poop

• their own poop from an hour ago

• my flowers (leaves or buds) that I’ve been working very hard to grow

• window blinds

• a dead bird of unknown origin

• string lights

• nothing, just smacking their lips

• a bug

• a fly

• a piece of dog hair fluff, unclear if it’s just attached and they can’t get it off or if they mean to chew on it