aarch0x40@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-229 days agoMasturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square67linkfedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down16
arrow-up1364arrow-down1external-linkMasturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertswww.theguardian.comaarch0x40@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-229 days agomessage-square67linkfedilink
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·29 days agoI’m sorry people are out trying to punish birds?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·29 days agoA seagull stole my chip. Are you suggesting I just Let That Go?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·29 days agoLook, man, I wasn’t punishing them I just didn’t have anything to feed them but cornflakes. I am not John Kellogg; I didn’t think that shit actually would stop anyone masturbating. 🤷♂️
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-229 days agoSome of them insist upon it, even if you’ve never SEEN a fucking flog, much less wielded one against a partner.
minus-squareipkpjersi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·28 days agoApparently birdkeepers are, yeah.
I’m sorry people are out trying to punish birds?
A seagull stole my chip. Are you suggesting I just Let That Go?
Look, man, I wasn’t punishing them I just didn’t have anything to feed them but cornflakes. I am not John Kellogg; I didn’t think that shit actually would stop anyone masturbating. 🤷♂️
Some of them insist upon it, even if you’ve never SEEN a fucking flog, much less wielded one against a partner.
Apparently birdkeepers are, yeah.