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scans one potato

Weighs as much as an entire bag of potatoes

“Thief! This guy’s over here tryna steal potatoes!”

and m’semmen

Mmm… Semen. 🤤

I got this just the other day. Turned off the paywall blocker I forgot I installed and it loaded fine after.

No you’re right. Tunic took me 18h. It was Lil’ Gator Game that only took 5. 🤣

I might have been too autistic for it, cuz I 100%d the game in 5 18 hours total without using any guides. Absolutely loved those 5 18 hours tho.

I’m having trouble thinking of a suitable replacement… Had Stewart even been in any fantasies other than the ones I have in my dreams?

I used the group policy editor to completely disable the notification center.

Time to service the client. 😏

“We have nectar at home!”

tosses his pets in so they can become a team of crime-fighting martial artists

Many of them would die due to a lack of oxygen.

Time is the essence of entropy, and entropy is the essence of the passage of time.

I’m never the one that fucks up. It’s always the machine that is the problem.

Scan item, set in bag. Machine says “hey, you didn’t scan that!” the fuck I didn’t! You beeped! I see the fucking item in the list on your screen! 😬

Smartwatch makers should make “moshpit mode.”

Bees almost never bother me. Wasps and hornets can all go fuck themselves tho.

Also, Bumblebees are jerks, but in a prank kinda way, if that makes sense? Never been stung by one, but they sure do like to hang out way too close and creep me out.

Fallout 5 😃

I feel like they would just make camo that hides you on those sensors while also hiding you from the naked human eye.

And drugs. All of the drugs.

A wet book that burns easily.

(Fahrenheit 151)

That sounds good as hell. I just ate and this is making me hungry again.