Shoulda been blue.

Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.
Shoulda been blue.



House of the Dead is the only movie I ever walked out of and demanded my money back.
Also so many comedy sequels.
Super Troopers 2, Dumb and Dumberer, Dumb and Dumber 2 (which actually made Dumb and Dumberer look good by comparison; at least the Bob Sagat part was hilarious and still remains quotable), Anchorman 2, etc. I haven’t seen the new Happy Gilmore sequel yet, but I have heard it actually is decent.


In order to appeal to others’ emotions, it really helps to have emotions of your own and feel empathy.
“IT’S MY TURN AT THE MUSK PIÑATA!”
I haven’t played Secret Hitler since around the time I got Tabletop Simulator because of Secret Hitler.
This is why I have a werewolf on my back window. Rhey’ll spend all their time trying to get silver bullets.


Specifically this playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4wavvfiVFxWmGgjkR5w0Fh?pi=5_siWtbYR9uM3


I have a sleep playlist that is just those buddhist meditation bell sounds. I leave that on most of the morning while I wake up and center myself.
I am like 90% sure that a lot of those are accidental.
The default auto message is “is this item still available?” on damn near all these kinds of apps and tools. It doesn’t ask for confirmation a lot of the time, and touch screens kinda suck. Especially if you have fat sausage fingers like the average Craigslist user.


“The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. That poison?”
Just replace Kuzco with any number of evil people fucking shit up rn.


You guys don’t look at live animals we eat the meat of the same way a fox looks at a chicken?
You may not like it, but this is the peak of human fitness (and fashion):

This makes me seriously wonder if there is a wall somewhere with ancient carvings that could be interpreted as Loss to today’s observers. :.|:;
In my experience, most of the “women” on dating apps turn out to be scammers. So many conversations that end up being a waste of time when they suddenly start asking for money/credit card numbers/giftcards.
It’s not just women, but the amount of men’s profiles that end up being scams is way lower. And really just on the big, traditional dating services like Tinder or Match.
The most successful tool of this nature I’ve ever used is Grindr. The service works, and if you just want a hookup it’s easy and relatively quick to find someone. Too bad the app itself is just absolute garbage with the UX/UI. And since it’s meant for gay men, there’s not many women on there (but they are still there). 😔


TIL that before Zootopia 2, Inside Out 2 was the highest grossing Disney animation.
I keep forgetting Inside Out 2 even exists.
The only thing from cyberpunk I actually want is being able to put my brain in a robot body that looks like my fursona. We have everything that makes cyberpunk cyberpunk except that!
Not even that most of the time. I can think of maybe 2 movies that show actual computer stuff while everytjkng else shows entirely made up bullshit from the way a terminal looks, to visualizing a mainframe as a video game that doesn’t even look like a real video game (Masterminds is so goofy).


The biggest thing I know about Africa is aparthied. Because of that scene in Lethal Weapon where some dude is trying to convince Murtoch going to Africa would suck since he is black.
This is where I’d show off an achievement for killing Consort Radahn… if Fromsoft had added one!
You could opt-out of those. And it was pretty reliable to do so.