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    2 months ago

    Calprunia: A lioness hath whelped in the streets,
    Graves hath yawned and yielded up their dead.
    (aka: Yo hubs, maybe take a sick day today)

    Caesar: Yeah, that actually sounds like it might not be a bad–

    Cassius: Yo dawg, Imma let you finish, but bitches be crazy, amirite?
    Let’s head down to the senate. I’m sure there aren’t a ton of knives waiting there.