The all wise, loving and merciful creator who makes things and then hates them for existing according to some. Like these degenerate bears. And then you’ll get some that say things like “as long as these bears aren’t penetrating each other with strap ons, I guess I can tolerate them.” Completely oblivious to how fucking weird it is to be concerned with the finer details of how two bears are fucking in their den underground, away in a forest, in some other country probably.
In the Bible, God sent bears to kill kids for making fun of a bald guy. Jesus cursed a fig tree for not being ripe. The two are certainly cut from the same cloth, and yet Jesus would still be mortified.
12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
That last phrase though, as if the writer wants to tell us: “Look here, jesus is an asshole!”
Jesus would be mortified that god made this abomination
who’s that
fairy tale character
I thought he was from South Park?
The all wise, loving and merciful creator who makes things and then hates them for existing according to some. Like these degenerate bears. And then you’ll get some that say things like “as long as these bears aren’t penetrating each other with strap ons, I guess I can tolerate them.” Completely oblivious to how fucking weird it is to be concerned with the finer details of how two bears are fucking in their den underground, away in a forest, in some other country probably.
Often they’re just jealous that they’re missing out, or scared that if they joined in they’d probably like it
In the Bible, God sent bears to kill kids for making fun of a bald guy. Jesus cursed a fig tree for not being ripe. The two are certainly cut from the same cloth, and yet Jesus would still be mortified.
To be fair, that fig tree was a bit of a dickhead
Fist time I read that passage (Mark 11:12):
12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
That last phrase though, as if the writer wants to tell us: “Look here, jesus is an asshole!”
To make it even better, I think it was not even the season for figs, but it pissed off the all knowing dude anyway 🤷♀️