That’s horrible. Think of all the blood someone else has to clean. For that reason I suggest strangle.
“You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!” vibes.
(from always sunny)
Meanwhile, Google’s like, “We’re removing the ability to silently check your notifications using your Pixel Buds. You have to use the voice command now. No, we don’t care that you primarily use them in public spaces. And we really don’t care that our voice recognition has a 15% success rate.”
Wow bummed for you on that
Someone raised the question of whether Google might have had a security concern. Since you can pick up unpaired headphones and listen to notifications from a locked phone. Though Apple does have a similar feature with AirPods: Announce Notifications.
To be fair touching them also has about a 15% success rate to do what I intended it to do.
I dunno, I didn’t have much of a problem with them unless my hands were wet. Occasionally couldn’t make the triple-tap work, and maybe some issues with accidentally adjusting the volume. I found the “push and hold to play notifications” function to be super reliable, though.
I’ve been stuck on a train with a girl wearing headphones and singing along to Savage Garden. We all suffered.
She was even shutting her eyes tight and doing these ones…
If you’ve ever listened to just the vocals of a song without music, it was that, but also awfully off-key because she, of course, could not hear herself. Obnoxiously, I think she thought she was putting on a performance we were all impressed by. No one was impressed.
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
Ungh my manager at my last job did that shit all the time. Infuriating, because I wasn’t allowed to have headphones (inbound tech support), and it was really distracting when I was on a call.
And just like, so incredibly rude, who the fuck does that??
She’s just trying to get discovered
What if it’s quiet piano music so my infant won’t cry? (he is scared of buses)
I’ll take piano music over a crying child any day of the week
If more people acted like Everett True, we’d live in a much nicer world. We’ve given assholes far too much free reign.
😵💫✨🤛🎩😤
The problem with public transit isn’t the transit, it’s the public.
I don’t think urinating on people in public transport is a good idea. But otherwise, spot on.
When else are you supposed to urinate on people?
When they ask politely at home, after supper
Asparagus supper
;)
In the privacy of your home? Like a civilized person.
It feels like this is getting worse every year. If you’re going to do this, at least get a quality boombox with good music like Radio Raheem.
This person should text-to-speech this tweet on public transport
The typical offender here is the well-to-do Canadian kid blasting gangsta rap in the back of the bus as though he’s hard. He also has that early Justin Bieber accent down to a science. Hailing from the Detroit area myself and having spent nearly a decade in this province, I don’t think this kid has ever met a gangsta in his life.
Seems reasonable.
This man is incapable of having a bad take.
More merciful than I would be if I got to pick the punishment.
