I played a Duergar Nature Domain Cleric named Ivnier West who had an Australian accent, loved monsters, and would always try to end conflicts with them nonviolently =)

3 until I tire myself out enough to be 8

We instead have something I like to call “Corpo-brutalism”

It’s like Brutalism, but with random colorful rectangles

It’s a reference to the saying “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

The second word is a (probably poorly, I hardly know any German) made-up compound word for “horse grenades”, so it’s handshoes and horse grenades instead

September for Americans

Handschuhe und Pferdegranaten

No, an increase in cell size would increase page count multiplicatively. Cells twice as tall would print the same amount as printing twice

I heard someone say that every one of these memes is better without the “No one:” part, and they have yet to be wrong

Trick is to finish the job before it starts didn’t-ing

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

What a pain!

He was actually a veteran with significant injuries, so he’s already been through the grinder

Took me a minute XD

Was this the one that also massively overstated its profits?

If you were aiming for decently decent, you missed the mark. It’s fantastically fantastic! =D

I’m really fat, so as long as I have water, electrolytes, and a multivitamin I could probably go for several months without food before really bad stuff started happening

As it stands, a day or two barely registers

So it’s the almonds getting milked 🕵️

The almonds

Either that or just about any “christian” megachurch pastor