Get in, loser! We’re going to Agartha!

My wife is taking Friday off to celebrate her birthday!

I have a tabby named Jack and an orange named Sam, and my neighbor has cats that are the same color and the same names XD

So I call her cats “Samposter” and “Faux-Jack (Catman)”

She’s a highschool student. If you’re over 20 and her being “hot” is even an option, you don’t deserve another birthday

Yup! It just becomes a problem when the common enemy is another group of sapient beings (even worse when they’re humans) instead of things like climate change or starvation

Starship Troopers taught me one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned: I am not immune to propaganda

Definitely understood that it was satire, but the idea of unifying to fight against a common enemy hits me in ways that I need to understand and account for

The linguist in me now feels the same way about Brazilian profanity that the engineer in me feels about fighter jets

*scoffs in College of Eloquence*

If they’re in D&D, the Bard has access to Comprehend Languages

Comprehend Languages is a 1st-level Bard spell and can be cast as a ritual. The Bard has no excuse XD

Ocean bugs are tasty, let’s try the land ones!!!

He definitely needs to get arrested 2 more times now

It should be noted that this chart compares gun homicides to gun ownership, which… of course those will correlate

If we plotted kangaroo injuries vs kangaroos per capita, we’d see a similar outlier in Australia

It would be more useful to see gun ownership compared to total homicides, to see if an overabundance of guns correlates with more murders. Even then, though, a correlation between the two might not be casual in that direction. It may instead be that in areas with a high homicide rate, people are more likely to own a firearm for defense.

What you would need to prove is that places with high gun ownership have significantly higher homicide rates, but places with high homicide rates don’t have significantly higher rates of gun ownership

I think you’re really underestimating 3d printed guns. There are some alarmingly reliable 3d printed 9mm semi-auto carbines that can be constructed with zero gun parts (source: I built one back when it was still legal in my state, but destroyed the receiver when registration became mandatory)

You’re correct about ammo, but I’m pretty sure making a bomb without reliable, stable explosive compounds is extremely dangerous

Bitsy is my favorite XD

Woah! 50 episodes, the last of which was posted only a couple weeks ago! This shall bless my walks for a long time!

My personal favorite D&D podcast is Tales from the Stinky Dragon XD

Also, D&D campaign

We need the podcast equivalent of old radio shows, like acting out a story with sound effects

My toddler has a book called “I Love You Like No Otter”, it’s very cute XD