To be fair, Europe is all about their summer vacations.

Something something governments should be scared of their people

Only by using a significant amount of power and water

What if it’s like how Rocky in Hail Mary Project has to watch people sleep?

What if the cat expects you to watch them?

Dude took Zardoz way too seriously

If we teach kids to think critically it will undermine all the zero tolerance policies

Real glad I may have allegedly acquired a printer at some point in the last six years.

Allegedly.

He will be remembered for that reaction and his contribution to pig husbandry

Reminds me of the David Macaulay book The Way Things Work

Big “SHOYGU!” energy

They’ll go straight Mr. Burns on you

The taste is gonna move ya

First thing I thought of as well

Old and busted: Software piracy

New hotness: Hardware piracy

Tech companies used to push back on stuff like this, but now that they need to fix the ad market they’re fine with the surveillance.

That’s what the government wants and happens to align with industry

The reason they want age verification isn’t to protect the kids. It’s to verify the entity making a request is a real person and not a bot so they can charge more for the ad space.

It used to just be BMW drivers but now it’s literally everyone.

Damn, and I thought a station wagon full of tapes had a lot of bandwidth.

In my high school there was one big bathroom by the gym that every guy, even teachers, used for #2. It has a locking door, was far away from anything, and we even had a magazine rack with Sports Illustrated and Popular Mechanics.

Somehow we all arrived at this without coordination. We even kept it clean.