and they didn't get up and get her the toy

ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 7 months ago

What happens when you bring a cat her toy?

She sighs, exasperated, and says, “I wanted you to open all the cabinet doors you fucking moron”

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · edit-2 7 months ago

Help her, asshole

(Yes I know it’s not op)

Edit: commas are important people

TheRedSpade@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

You really need a comma in there.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Thanks for the heads up I wrote this at like 1am lol

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

OP is shifty too

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Donthelpjustfilm

StopJoiningWars@discuss.online · 7 months ago

Your American football brain damage is leaking, careful. You already lost your punctuation 🙄.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Wdym football players are all known for their rational decision making abilities \s

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

i got all my concussions playing european football tyvm