‘The ocean is overflowing’: UN chief issues global SOS as new reports warn Pacific sea-level rise outstrips global average | CNN
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A “worldwide catastrophe” is imperiling Pacific Islands and the world must respond to the unprecedented and devastating impacts of rising seas “before it is too late,” the United Nations chief has warned.
  • qprimed@lemmy.mlEnglish
    11·
    3 months ago

    I am pleased/disappointed/other to report that my morbid chuckle suppression system is not functioning.

    that is all.

      • don@lemm.ee
        4·
        3 months ago

        Hug yourself tightly, knowing that you didn’t ask to be born into this timeline, but having been born into it against your will, refuse to play.

          • qprimed@lemmy.mlEnglish
            3·
            3 months ago

            spite is one of those underrated emotions that just pops up and owns the day every so often. gotta love that plucky spite.

        • garpujol@discuss.online
          2·
          3 months ago

          And suddenly I wake up in a video arcade to some pimple faced ride operator saying, “Sorey dude, I don’t think your brain like ‘Sim Billionaire!’”