A meme that shows an image of Jordan Peterson on the left, and Henry Rollins on the right. The title at the top reads:

Why listen to glorified motivational speaker Jordan Peterson when you can just listen to Henry Rollins

The left column below Peterson reads:

  • Thinks there is a “crisis in masculinity”
  • Insists that the “hero’s journey” is a long, strenuous process
  • Never collaborated with Tool
  • Zero scene cred
  • Writes self-help books

The right column below Rollins reads:

  • Never belittles or puts you down for your inner turmoil
  • “Hero time starts. Right. Now.”
  • Provided a visceral monologue on Tool’s debut album
  • Well respected in the music scene
  • Writes about his travels and interacting with foreign cultures