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captain-price-unofficially posts an image of a brown liquid in a glass with a large spherical ice ball, an Uncrustables sandwich larger than the glass has been wedged on the rim.
sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of
ilovecats4ever replies:
Drop the recipe chief
ilovecats4ever replies:
fine I’ll do it myself
[in large text] Cruster’s Last Stand
- Bourbon
- SPHERICAL ice (important)
- Smuckers™ Unfuckable in your least favorite flavor
- put that shit in a cup
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Why can’t you just make your own?
I still make my own PBJs, but they’re great when you need to grab and go. I kind of bought some on a whim out of nostalgia and found a place that sells them fairly cheap.
Fair enough.