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Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?

1st Ed AD&D players when their AC is 70: ☠️

They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.

Pan of water brought to boiling on the stove. Add grounds 30 seconds after removing from heat. Wait several minutes. Strain through fine mesh seive directly into cup.

No machine or dedicated apparatus required.

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.

Top 10 hottest so far. We’ve just opened up the DLC levels. Spicy times ahead!

Didn’t have kids. Volunteer at local parks working on specialist plants. Look forward to not waking up one day.

We’re on the vertical part of the graph now. CO2 concentrations for the last 800k years. We’re fully 25% over the maximum free CO2 over that period. Investments in extraction are still accelerating. Atmospheric methane, while shorter lived, is at the highest we’ve ever seen.

Climate averages are based on 30 year moving averages, generally. But there’s every reason to believe we’re into the hockey stick now. You can’t simply put away atmospheric carbon that took geologic processes millions of years to sequester and we’re not even slowing down. Even while regenerable sources take up a larger proportion of power generation, we’re not drawing down the bad sources. We’re just increasing our capacity for power consumption.

Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?

Fun fact: Crocs chew their chop-chop, both because they live in an aquatic environment and because they’ve got those little birds to pick at their pearly whites & keep em gleamin’.

Ever tried to clean a pizza stone? Pretty sure that magical fire is supposed to be hotter than the 400 something degrees my oven gets to in using one.

And it doesn’t set off the trap when it comes through, because why?

Describing things well, putting some thought into world building and just thinking through responses to player questions doesn’t hurt either.

Also, exactly which part of questioning the DM twice and sending a familiar in first was reckless in this scenario?

And don’t even tell me ‘maybe they scrubbed the room after each time.’ Have you ever seen a pizza stone?

Are there marks left behind on the floor from the fire and dead animal? Yeah? So, you’re telling me this 30x30 foot stone room with a flame trap has never been set off before? My familiar is the first creature to die in there? Whoever built it never tested it? Because burn marks on surfaces would have been something special about the room… Now, give me back my familiar and DM better.

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Even then, only in a shortsighted, politically deceptive manner. Taxation driven by sales in a thriving hub with free transit also pads the budget. But, taxes are unpopular and people like sports teams and arena shows and overpriced shitty beverages. They give the bigger dopamine hit.