bicycles are linux of the streets got no terms of service to deny my feets can’t remote disable can’t cut the cable my ass self-heats the seat

Keep at least one wheel on the ground Miracle vehicle weighs less than 6000 pounds ride, subscribe and like not an ebike but an open source OS you ride around

Keep your microsoft road tank Who really owns it, the dealer or the bank Mandatory update, pull over Rental overweight mars rover I’ll ride by freely Popping a wheelie Try grepping a pipe next time you wank

I think this was an episode of Silicon Valley

100% Dog Brain: How to lick owner when they not looking

Privacy in terms of a large, rolling chinese surveillance machine covered in cameras, mics and sensors, full of chips and sporting bluetooth, cellular and wifi? I’m sure it’s fine.

What you say?

Biscuits.

It is an impossible concept invented by humans. Free from what? Literally everything you do is because of things beyond your control. It isn’t predestined, it just isn’t up to you. The question is, at the end of the day, were you kind?

The audio on Ghosts (UK) still doesn’t work on the app, and I have to watch it on the web. Only that show, too.

Superman is a dick

Remember when they used OnStar to track and then sell their customer’s acceleration and braking data so their insurance rates would go up?

Um. It’s short for bicrophone?

The lady over here: I must buy the thinnest sliced cheese permissible by physics. Also my tea shall be served in a bucket with 3 cups of honey stirred in.

We have all been damaged by the world in some way.

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