Worst part about being on Lemmy is having to tell your parents you’re gay

My brain cannot process the physics in this picture. Is the tortilla levitating in some skewed reality? What is it sitting upon?? It appears to be hovering.

Name a solution that isn’t scientist militias. Ha! Impossible because now you’re just thinking about scientist militias.

Doesn’t work that way for me. I just look back at the day and realize I was less distracted than usual.

The weird shit in my head is not suitable for public utterance. I can give you engaging statements or appropriate statements, but one statement that is both requires far more effort.

Small talk with strangers, acquaintances, neighbors is draining even when I like those people. Those closest to me do not require appropriate statements, so with them it never feels like small talk.

Swapped neck blueprints with penis blueprints

It’s cool for people with lots of extra cash I guess. I like that 50% of profits go to the artists.

That said, I am certainly not one of those people with extra money to spend on wallpapers. Seems like we’re not the target demographic.

Maybe that’s part of this guy’s problem here. His channel has a broader appeal than the app, so the people outside the app’s target demographic got irritated.

Shout out to right wing nuts for rushing to Telegram early on - keeping me from ever using it.

Love my Hakko. Paid a little over $100 for it several years ago. It costs 10x as much as the cheapest option but is 100x better.

Hot dogs and cinnamon rolls

It’s all good until they pull the content you thought you bought. I also prefer the convenience of downloaded games, but if it’s a game I really like, I buy the physical version.

I hate it so much

We’ll workshop it on the way to the office

Anniversary of username creation date. Like your Lemmy birthday!

Vince McMahon has to be worse, but I agree with the sentiment.

Video plz

Hello? Is this tech support? I was trying to leave a comment, but the site is so poorly designed it doesn’t seem to have a submit button. Please help immediately. Just call my personal cell at …

And they block access from a number of states due to stupid id laws

Only thing worse is trying to read the rest of a long YouTube comment without making the app think you want to reply instead of read it.

The image doesn’t open for me. But I guess the joke still works in a way.