That’s definitely one was to put it.

Yawn. There is only one “approach”

If you really love me, you’ll cut off a pound of flesh, cremate it, and use the ashes to make a diamond.

Who cares? Diamonds and gems are just shiny. Literally worthless now that they can be manufactured. Gold? A good conductor, nothing else.

Don’t! You’ll make them cry haha

Sounds nice. I say, paying 2300 USD for a 2 bedroom in the suburbs.

Dang. Lucky. Is that rent control or do you own?

Thoughts and prayers aren’t a plan.

Good for you. Personally, I can’t stand living in the city nowadays. I certainly can’t justify that rent.

Right?! They really over promised the future. I want my money back.

How long have you been doing that, and I’m guessing you live in a city?

I didn’t eat meat today so apparently I took 8m cars off the road.