They for whatever reason always make me look ugly and out of shape.

The dressing room mirrors

This guy sprinkles

I sort of feel like I’m walking in a tunnel that gets smaller and smaller as I walk.

Probably not that far from the truth

Thar cat holds a huge grudge against someone in the house

Rip

What’s the point of this book? It’s nothing new, and would never change anything about the situation.

Wow this one has serious air time

Holey fuck

It gives me guilt every time I see the unread notification from weeks ago.

This is exactly why I keep the messages unread so that I don’t forget to reply later, and eventually keep them unread for weeks making it useless to reply after so long, therefore giving up and not replying anyway

What’s in your service file? May be you entered some parameters wrong

They got lucky. Poor computer viruses had to wait a lot longer

This guy fucks X

Okbuddyretard or wowthanksimcured?

That’s the downside of living in a black and white world.

That’s way too much mustard for that little cheese.

Getting your PR merged is exponentially more waiting than merging lanes, so the cat fits more there.

Big mistake summoning him because now he’s gonna bore them to death.