Death is cruel.

Love with everything you can while you can.

I’m gonna put these onions away now.

A stork performs the Heimlich manoeuver from the inside. It is clearly trying to save the wolf’s life.

Don’t you people know anything?

You’ve never met my ex.

Drywall holes aren’t just for men.

How kind of them to offer peanuts over a decade as if it will matter.

This is PR that they hope will save them from the guillotine.

They will make no changes to their continued assault on the earth and its people.

Prepare the BBQ.

That was Chad’s fault.

(And roger stone, and john Bolton, and the supreme court. And Pat Buchannon who was another 3rd party spoiler whom many ballots were accidentally cast. 20% of his votes came from that single county. Nothing strange at all.)

How many during the third Reich?

Seat belts> Ralph Nader, ah fuckit, you’re boring and humorless.

Humans didn’t invent this.

The rich did.

I see a duck with a sleeping cap, smoking a cigar.

This has been a known outcome for at least 30 years.

Yes. We are. We have been for a long time.

It’s just becoming more visible to the first world.

It was always Ralph Nader’s fault.

(To the down voter: Ralph Nader fought to bring regulations for mandatory seat belts, among other life saving consumer safety issues he had a hand in. Man’s a hero. Also, this is a joke. Ffs)

The cycle was on floofy.

This is pretty grimm.

I thought that’s what self care was.

Litigation has failed.

Like trump they will run out the clock.

I hear gasoline is flammable.

At 5° there wouldn’t be life to fight wars. Or land.

O-ball-isk

They’re extracting as much as possible until the starship is ready and the base on mars is complete.

Or

The new alien overlords like it hot.

X marks the spot Nazi.

Pretty sure he paid to dismantle the public square, an organizing space for the left, a voice for millions, and all that sweet sweet information that will soon be used to hunt the enemy within.