President Vance is just waiting for his turn anyway

Found the South African 😄

You’re not repackaging and selling it on for profit tho. That’s different and thus illegal because reasons

!Wifi = not-wifi = there’s no wifi, there’s no internet! 😱

There was a scifi short story from some time ago, wish I could remember the name, where one of them woke up, and realised all the others he’d signed up with, in the cryo chambers around him, had all been harvested for organs and body parts.

Maybe that’s why they are working on brain implants

They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

They probably said that about plastics too, back in the day.

And absolutely nothing will happen

It’ll be even more awesome when they add entangled AI to everything

And the ones where you have to discuss what’s coming up in the next meeting. Meetings about meetings. We call them metameetings.

They need to have full calendars so that they look productive. Those meetings are for them, not for you. You still have to attend tho.

I’m doing my part

I’ve got a dollar says that one of those solutions is to cut out or simplify the time wasting, spirit-sapping bureaucratic procedures rather than having the “AI” do them for you.

I read somewhere of a similar implementation using glitter mixed into clear nail polish. Take a close-up photo any time and visually compare with the original, no ML/AI model necessary

I used to call this The Incompetence Filter. I like this analogy better.

Scam Bankrun-Fraud

GOAT rocket launcher

And with better spelling and punctuation.

“Enshitification”