The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months

even if you do get any of the problems diagnosed, not like you can afford to deal with them

and we’re right back to the Vimes’ Boots Theory

there’s a whole world of alternative, small, or minimalist non-Chromium non-Firefox browsers out there I would love to try out – but in today’s world, if it doesn’t support at least the full un-crippled version of uBlock Origin, it’s a complete non-starter

(considering general trends, I’m just gonna have to sit down and setup PiHole aren’t I?)

Starblazers

you mean the Trump-Musk-Vance administration?

competing rescue service just got bought out by the first company – but they do offer cheaper rates if you listen to their ads and share them on Xitter

when you’re old enough to get a hangover just from staying up late

• most lighter-than-air vehicles are airships – so yes, blimps, dirigibles, aerostats, and zeppelins are all airships
• tend to be a lot more fuel efficient (estimated 8% of jet aircraft) since fuel is used just for propulsion not lift and propulsion
• as well as having some truly monstrous lifting capacities
• don’t need runways, can land in a field or anchor to a fixed mast
• biggest con is they are slow – which wouldn’t be a con in a solarpunk future, but in today’s society where we’re lucky to get two weeks vacation and your airship trip takes a week in either direction …

and Martinelli’s is such a tradition!

wait until you get on the subject of copaganda

• get rid of airline companies
• switch to renewable energy
• switch to airships
• give us enough time off to enjoy airship travel

we are talking Gnome devs here after all …

“You’re an alpha? Is that a furry thing?”

at least you got somebody taking notes …

Baskerville

a virgin birth

parthenogenesis – Jesus is a clone of Mary – which also make him canonically a trans man

smoke detector with dead battery that peeps once every five minutes

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di