Yeah I married one that has always been loud af and ready to scrap with anyone, especially me.

Yep, look like all the older moms around here in Oklahoma

I am so disappointed in Reddit. Never going back. Why does every fun digital playground have to turn to shit eventually.

The Murdochs, who own the post, have been at the anti-climate science game so long I can’t remember a time in my life when it wasn’t this way.

So we really like you and we were wondering

The guy robbing the bank letting me grab a sucker and leave because my shoes indicate I’m not in the class he’s mad at

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

Which I might be more accepting of if we limited how much can be pooled into political contributions, and produce some system to divvy up those monies amongst candidates, and every time citizens fund energy companies they also get a stake in their companies. But instead we just get legal corruption, subsidize the profits and socialize the losses.

This, but I’m building a bocce ball court in the back yard to get closer to the plants I need to repot but it’s giving me anxiety because there’s so many. So instead I dig a hole in the yard 40x10 while blasting Pheobe Bridgers

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had

Cancer roulette

Passive income

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out

Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app

Bussin

You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app

Life straw

Now do this for guys and their penis size based on what they drive, wear, hairstyle, and what cologne they wear

Didn’t they force that guy on the left to drink poison because of his ideas?