Gave away the joke with the title

Except they are anti-lgbtq christian nationalists

The plan of what to get at the grocery store is an actual physical list people fill out as they think of things they need

Glad my partner isn’t into it, but I am a decent enough actor to have gone along with it with past partners

Should be him bringing her since she’s the one in need of adjustment

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Making Finn a Jedi just because he had misgivings about being a Stormtrooper, and held a lightsaber once?

Yes.

If being responsible and kind was all it took, more would succeed.

Way to implicate yourself there bud

There’s a Joe in the George column

What the hell is that border

Most people in Calvin’s parents’ geographic location and tax bracket, yes

… throwing?

Propagated as a scare tactic to keep men subservient to law enforcement

So they’re just more MAGA terrorists, got it.

More likely would be a system that uses cameras to see what you put in, alongside a program to identify what type of item it is, and a record of its estimated time of spoiling. Say you put in a pack of bagels, and the fridge deduces it is a new pack because you haven’t recently taken bagels out. The fridge estimates they will probably last 1-2 weeks. Then depending on how much they are removed and put back in, it might throw a reminder on the screen “bagels still good?” etc

What would be really cool is if a fridge kept track of how fresh everything was, and alerted users when food spoiled, or was about to spoil, or on track to spoil given how seldom it was consumed.

I can’t tell you how many times yogurt or sour cream has gone bad in my fridge because everyone forgets it’s in there.

Also, detecting ice buildup and consequently adjusting humidity or water flow to the ice maker etc

If you find altruism ragebaity that suggests there is something deeply wrong with you.

You think killing poor people faster would be better?

What?