Yes, this checks out.

#expensivehobbyautism it gets us all at one point.

This dude is a Russian asset too right? Him, Crowder, cucker tarlson, Candace Owen’s, the hodge twins…not just tim pool and the other two…it’s this guy too right?

Farteer rule.

Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

You could also to with the following:

Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

We are already invested this far. Gotta see how it ends. That’s how I felt about game of thrones, black summer (which ended up being really awesome), and something else.

I had one seizure as a kid (febrile) and one very brief one as an adult. I had been awake for like 26-27 hours at this point. I went to work really early the night before and worked all the way through the day and finally went home around 10. My friends wanted to midnight release the second transformers movie so I went too. There was a trailer for one of the Harry Potter movies with a dementor flying over a city. I remember my eyes rolling back and convulsing for about 6-7 seconds. My buddy next to me looked at me and said, “dude what the fuck was that?” I responded with, “I don’t know, I think I just had a seizure.” We watched the movie I fell asleep, didn’t like it that much.

The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner

Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner

Tupac: hit em up with a boner

Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner

Sum 41: in too deep with a boner

Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner

CCR: born on the bayou with a boner

Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner

Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner

The get up kids: coming clean with a boner

Alesana: the artist with a boner

Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner

Nirvana: come as you are with a boner

Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner

J Cole: middle child with a boner.

It’s a little expensive to get started doing, but backpacking is awesome. My favorite time is when I’ve got dinner in the pot, my hammock is all set up, I’m hitting my THC pen, and relaxing. The views are usually really nice too if you’re in a nice area or are willing to drive a few hours from your home. Campsites/Park entrance is pretty cheap and your gear should last. If you do all your shopping online it should look like this.

Tent: ~$75 Shoes: ~$50-75 Backpack: ~$50-$75 Hammock (if you decide this over a tent): $40ish If you go hammock you want to get either a wool blanket and an underquilt which will be $50-$80 or you could just get a sleeping bag which will vary in price based on how awesome of a bag you need. You’re also going to want a bug net for the hammock. Get one that zips shut vertically. It can be a pain to get into the hammock with your phone, a meal, your blankets, and whatever else when you have no free hands and no head space. I think mine was like $15. I would also suggest one that has some sort of internal support frame. Mosquitos love me and I’m open tore up on one of my arms and one of my legs as they will bite me through the bug net and my hammock. They make sprays to keep them off your gear that last for long periods of time but I haven’t tested them. A water bladder: $20 You could get a filtration system, I carry like 5 liters of water. It gets really heavy. And a jet boil: $20-$30

There are other misc things I would suggest packing to. Medical supplies (band aids, ace bandage, some sting ointment, Advil/Tylenol, common stuff that should be around your house)

The rest is just food. Meals that don’t need to be refrigerated and if possible use some of your water. Soups are good if it gets cold at night. Take some vegetables and some bouillon cubes. Even some dry noodles and make a meat free chicken noodle soup. Or canned tuna and rice. I try to stay away from the dehydrated premade meals because there’s a ton of sodium in them, they are pretty expensive, and most don’t taste that great.

Most importantly, if you decide to pick up the hobby, please be safe when doing so. Start with short hikes, make sure that you have a compass that doesn’t need Internet to function (don’t rely on your phone) have print outs of your map, and let people know where you’re going. If you go to an official park, talk with the people at the front office before embarking. They will know of any deviations on the trail, good places to get fresh water that you can filter/boil if need be, any problem areas in the trail, and most interestingly, what trails have the best views and will fit your skill level of hiking.

I can send you links to what I’ve purchased as well as a short review of my gear as well.

So Isaac Brock has been right for like 20 years? “The universe is shaped exactly like the earth. If you go straight long enough you end up where you were.”