Farid

Actually, Frankenstein was the monster.

Yes, 2500 Calories with a capital C. 2500 Calories = 2 500 000 calories. So the correction is valid, but for some reason being downvoted.

Why is this downvoted? 1kcal = 1000 cal. So 2500kcal = 2500 * 1000 cal.

I live in small apartments and I would know if my cat got on the table or counter, in the very least by the jumping off thump. In fact, it was happening in one particular apartment. IDK why, but he would get on that counter. And yes, usually during the night when nobody is there. Doesn’t happen in the current apartment.

Hopefully it doesn’t suddenly evolve inside that glass.

Why can’t they just assign order ID number like every other normal food service business?

Anything But Tangerines

I would’ve just closed the curtain to avoid glare like that fat guy from the meme.

I always do that Neo dodge, but we all know how that ended.

Mostly, people with friends.

Can somebody please put Morpheus and Neo on a Magic Carpet with caption “I can show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes”? Thanks.

Wtf is “whatnot”? How is it amongst such well-known stuff (except Instructure, too, I guess)?

They can’t have my brand! I have special eyes petting needs.

Close enough. Thanks.

Where’s the obligatory comment about how that’s the wrong Caesar?

What exactly is wrong with Klarna (besides the fact it’s a fintech company)? It started popping up as an option recently whenever I buy something online.

Since we are doing hand puns, you’re reaching.

My thoughts, too. The body of the guy might be generated, because no human being would draw side pockets on a t-shirt.

People do be different.

Anybody would be in a bad mood that they have a torture appointment and then very happy that it’s over.