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She was clearly complaining about her being at “HER” boyfriend’s place. Asking what she was doing there, but really implying why she was there, cause the man is already taken.

I never understood complaining to the person your partner is cheating with. You don’t have any agreements with that person, go “complain” to your partner.

The user’s name is literally “evil edgelord”, it’s entirely on you for wondering.

It’s the tank from Indiana Jones, right?

Yeah-yeah-yeah. What about the economy though?!

His wife is so fat gigantic, she takes up the entirety of his cone of vision regardless.

You were at 100 upvotes in my Voyager tracker. Now have to start all over… :(

The smarter option would have been to make it a cylinder, still rollable, with less carving.

In Poland I’ve only seen the in-store scanners in Kaufland so far, but I love it.

Unfortunately, ICE agents are either Normal or Dark type. In case of the former, a Ghost attack would have no effect, and the latter only ½ the damage. Gotta switch back to Fighting, which is x2 in both cases.

Me: I wish you to tell me truthfully, exactly how many wishes I have remaining.
Genie: *crashes*

Watch your mouth! Dubai is an emirate and a city, not a country, m’kay?

It has already been concluded on another post that Lemmy is antisocial media.

Jeffrey “The Big” Lebowski. Not to be confused with Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski. Especially in financial matters.

I’m aware of slash commands. If it’s a /sarcasm command, why would it be at the end of the statement?
What’s your source for this? I’m pretty sure “/s” means “end of sarcasm”, borrowed from XML/HTML.

Are we assuming open windows or something? Either way, I’ve never seen ceiling fans used for ventilation, only for the same purpose as a floor fan, blowing air at you so you can cool down. Is ventilation a common use case in some places?

Does this person never leave their room? Why run the fan when the room isn’t occupied? That’s just wasted electricity…

Just fyi, the slash in /s or /sarcasm isn’t some weird bracket, it’s meant as an XML style closing tag, meaning “end of sarcasm”. In full it would look as follows:

<sarcasm>Things are going great!</sarcasm>

But people drop the opening tag and the <> for convenience.

TIL: flies have antennae.

Where is that pfp character from? I remember it’s from animated shorts. From Nickelodeon? I remember a short where his brain falls out, but can’t remember how I know it.